Difficulties I’ve discovered looking after a tiny baby…

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Pooing! (Not even his bowel movements, but mine.) For 2 reasons:

  1. The sudden desperate urge to poo always comes when he is either feeding or sleeping on me. And
  2. Piles! For the second time in the 6 weeks since he was born, my arsehole is ruined and it had nothing to do with anything sexual (well actually technically yes it did).

The above kind of summarizes the main difficulties of looking after a tiny baby: it’s difficult to do anything! Such as eat, shower, poo, leave the house (especially when it is this swelteringly hot).

I hope we make it through this heatwave.

I hope my bum eventually recovers.