Lockdown: Day 2, 5 and 6

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Day 2

We drank coffee. We worked out. The baby napped. I brought in the dry washing and hung out the wet. He went out with the baby to the market for eggs. Later I took the baby to the park and we sat on the grass in the sunshine. He cannot move towards me, only backwards, so he ended up further and further away from me, which I might as well get used to. We drank tea. I put the baby to bed while he cooked.

Day 5

By the afternoon we had run out of things to do so I put on Peter Rabbit, but the baby is nine months old and was only interested for two sweet minutes. I enjoyed it though.

In the evening we smoked weed after dinner (he has been cooking while I put the baby to bed) and ate icecream and watched a strange film.

Day 6

We are pretty bored. The clocks changed today which meant the baby woke at 7.15am rather than 6.15am. In the mornings I put the baby on his playmat with a few of the more interesting toys and snuggle into the sofa bed with him until the baby is moaning too much.

He has been working me out every morning while the baby sleeps on him. I have walked round the park every day. I had a bath with the baby this morning for something to do. I lit a scented candle and he brought in a cup of coffee. I like to think the baby will always be happy to be so close to my vagina. After all he careered out of there headfirst into the world. Of course eventually he will be appalled at the thought of sharing a bath with his mother. 

It hailed today, after I had hung the nappies to dry in the backyard. There was sun and wind and even snow. I cleaned the kitchen floor which made me feel more relaxed. It had been bugging me.

The baby is very cute but I think he is bored too. By 4pm I am tired of looking after him. This doesn’t stop me wanting another baby constantly though. I want to be pregnant almost all the time. It is lucky I have the coil to stop me. 

Lockdown with your Ex: Day 1

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We had had 3 arguments by 10am. One was about how much coffee Tim drinks. He drinks a lot of coffee, and I buy expensive fairtrade organic coffee, and furthermore we are in the middle of a pandemic here and coffee is not an unlimited resource. Another was about him letting me know he was going outside to do his kettlebells. You can’t just all day every day do as you please in front of the mother of your child. I don’t remember what the other argument was but it was probably about my Tone. Sometimes I do not have a very nice Tone. 

By 3pm we were both morose. Tim was depressed about his joblessness as usual. I was in a bad mood. The next 3 weeks look tense and heady and hot and cold and acid-tongued. 

But of course it is nice to have company. It does get lonely, this single mothering. 

It is a little depressing that when they advise social distancing I haven’t had to change my habits at all. 

Spring

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It’s been a long time but we made it through the winter. Our summer baby’s first winter and now, here, his first spring. It has been 9 months of firsts. 

I had thought we buried our fears with winter, under the rotten leaves, but March gusts in with new terror. 

I am scared every evening that someone will break in. I keep thinking I hear something. Every evening I am anxious, I just don’t know how I would cope in a war and so obviously I am scared that one day we will be in a war. I think I feel extra nervous because of coronavirus – it feels like the world has gone mad and anything is possible.

Dear baby,

Letters to Baby

Dear baby, You are such a big boy now, 9 months old, you’ve learnt how to cuddle, you’ve started to get clingy, and it’s made me clingy to you too. You go babababa and bffff and dada and ahhhhh. You love singing, you love banging, you love other children. Every day I love you more and every day I am filled with terror. You’ve just got me, bubba, to protect you from absolutely everything.

We Broke Up

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We broke up. 

I am glad we broke up. I can’t imagine wanting to be with him now. I have some perspective now, on the whole thing, and I see how much I wanted a boyfriend, how much I needed someone, how much I wanted something that he was not. I can’t imagine seeing him now how I used to see him. I just don’t fancy him at all and I can’t imagine how I felt before.

I looked through his Facebook messages. He’d left his Facebook online on my laptop. It was the evening, he was at work, my parents and brother were away. I messaged him and the message popped up on the screen.

I couldn’t help it. I just scrolled through, to see if there were any girls’ names I didn’t recognize. There was one. 

He’d asked her out on a date. 

It was November. It was November the last time too. November is my birthday. He always ruins my birthday. 

We moved in together though. I was so tired. So so so tired. The baby wasn’t sleeping. I’d lost weight, I’d had no weight to lose. 

It was good he was there to share the nights of rocking the baby.

But he made me mad. I had to tell him to go. My bones were angry.

You don’t look old enough to be a parent

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Isn’t that such a strange thing to say?

I’ve had 2 people say that to me on separate occasions and I don’t know how to respond.

It was said completely innocently, as a compliment more than anything. But it confused me.

Technically we can have babies from as young as 11, and at 21 I am at the height of my fertility and physically the best age to bear a child.

So is the implication that I don’t look mature enough to be a mother?

I’m not going to dwell on this though, because really the intention isn’t malicious or judgemental and if anything is complimentary. And as I’m not self-conscious about having had a baby young, I’m not offended or upset. I’m just a little confused by why anyone would say this. It’s only in recent years that people have started waiting until their thirties and even forties to have babies, but no-one would ever be told they look too old to be a parent.

All I can say is, Hey lady, go down and tell that to my flat stretchmark-free stomach, tight vag and indestructible pelvic floor!

The Whole Story

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I just found this that I wrote in March.

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This is what happened.

We slept together for the first time in late September. Then a couple more times in October and few more times in November and early December. It was nothing special. It could have stopped when I went home for Christmas. In January it continued.

February was a turning point, like the emergence of spring, although it snowed. The Paris snow turned quickly to grey slush. People asked questions. It’s hazy in my mind. I went on holiday to Naples and kissed an Italian. I came home to his bed. It started to feel like we might be in a relationship. 

In late spring/early summer I asked, nestled drunk in his bed, if we were going out. We very clearly were going out.

He said, That’s a serious question. 

I didn’t get a straight answer. Neither of us, apparently, wanted to have sex with anyone else. But he didn’t want to call me his girlfriend. 

The next day I wouldn’t speak to him. We had goodbye drinks and joints with a friend who was leaving and I went back to a friend’s apartment and cried. 

I wrote him a short letter of apology. 

We carried on as we were. 

We spent the whole summer together, in France and England. I think I might have fallen in love with him.

One night he came home from his mum’s depressed and wouldn’t have sex with me. He missed his ferry the next day to spend some time with his mum. I didn’t see him for a week. 

On returning to Paris, looking back I saw less of him, but at the time thought it was simply that I was less busy and so noticed his absence. I had few other friends and only worked from 4.30pm so spent lots of time alone. We often met on his lunch breaks but not as much in the evenings. I finished work late and was often tired (pregnant!) so didn’t think much of it. 

In October my friend told me another friend had spotted him on the metro with a blonde girl. I messaged him saying I’d heard some rumours about him, not believing that it was anything.

He told me it was a girl from work. They met for a French-English exchange. There had been two girls there. She had been flirty with him. He’d said he was with me. It was nothing. He was sorry he hadn’t told me. He even made up a name for her. 

I wrote him a letter. 

I don’t believe that this was nothing – why wouldn’t you tell me? Your best friend is your ex – so why would you lie about this? Why wouldn’t you invite me even? I invite you to everything. Obviously we don’t have to (and shouldn’t) do everything together all the time, but why wouldn’t you say anything. I don’t want to find out about things about you from Riley, or from anyone else. Do you want to go out with me? If you don’t want then let’s just be friends. I don’t want to go out with someone who doesn’t want to go out with me. I know that I’m not good with talking and being honest about how I feel, I think we should both be more upfront about what we want. Sometimes I feel like you’re really secretive and I don’t feel like I can talk about these things with you – because I’m bad at being open and also knowing what I want (making decisions!), but also because I feel like you don’t want to talk about real feelings or anything serious and uncomfortable like that. Sometimes I do think things have to be labelled, otherwise you end up in these sort of situations where you don’t know what you’re allowed to do. I feel like I don’t trust you now – like how many times do you meet people and lie to me. I think we’ve needed to have a chat for a while, maybe you feel confused about what we are too and I don’t think you trust me either, but ever since that time that I asked you if we were going out and I felt rebuffed by your response, I don’t want to bring anything up. I know that you like me but I feel like you don’t want to officially go out with me – I feel like it’s because you don’t like me enough, but maybe it’s because you’re scared of getting hurt, or because you don’t know how I feel, or because you’re waiting for something better. I don’t want to marry you! I just want to stop feeling insecure! Obviously we had a weird start to our relationship and maybe that set a precedent from then on. I never wanted to properly like you because you had a reputation and I always assumed it would continue to be a ‘friends with benefits’ situation, so if I seemed not nice or not committed to you, it’s because I was protecting myself. Maybe you were right and I was looking for the next best thing, but if that was the case it was because I didn’t want to get hurt. We are definitely in a more intense situation being in Paris – maybe I rely on you too much. I want us to get on but I want you to be honest with me. Sometimes the way you act makes me feel a bit shit. I know you’re a really good nice person (I think you should be more confident in yourself and maybe I should compliment you more – maybe I don’t try hard enough to make you feel good about yourself) and of course you know that I have my faults (!), and I don’t want you to think that I think badly of you because I don’t, I think very highly of you. Sometimes I think we would be better off just as friends. 

He read the letter. He said I was his best friend and his girlfriend. 

It was all forgotten.

That same month he went to London for a long weekend for a his grandad’s funeral. I hadn’t had a period in 3 weeks but had just come off the pill so assumed it was normal. As I was going out drinking on the Saturday, I decided to buy a test on the Friday to do on the Saturday morning. I felt ridiculous buying the test. Obviously I wasn’t pregnant. I had been so tired and felt a bit under the weather that week, like I was fighting something off. Tim had said he was unwell so I thought nothing of it. Obviously I wasn’t pregnant. 

It was positive. 

That night I went to a bar with some friends, one of whom I’d told about the positive pregnancy test. That night I heard just how friendly he had been with this blonde girl. 

He messaged and called that night. I didn’t answer. 

I did another test. It was positive.

He kept messaging. He was worried. I said I didn’t want to see him for a week or two. I needed a break. It was nothing to do with him. I just wanted some time on my own. There was no need to worry. 

I went to a doctor with my friend Katie to confirm the pregnancy, but he was a pervert and I paid 25 euros to be sexually harassed. 

We had a beer on the steps by the Sacre Coeur looking out over Paris. It was the annual wine festival and it was sunny. I messaged him to tell him I was pregnant. 

He was on the way to his Eurostar but missed it and stayed the night with his dad in London. 

I told him about what I had heard of him with this blonde girl. He wanted to call me but I didn’t want to speak to him. I was crying and I had to babysit. 

He told me he was so sorry. It had been nothing. Just flirting. It was nothing. He would come round after work the next day. 

He brought chocolate, red wine and a potted flower. I don’t remember what sort of flower it was. We made dinner and had sex on the floor. 

I told him I wanted an abortion. But I think I knew even then that I would keep it. I just couldn’t bring myself to say it. 

After going back to the UK and cancelling our holiday to Croatia and then not going for the abortion, I came back to Paris and he met me at the train station and he was so nice and affectionate. It was a Saturday night. The next day he left after a coffee to help a friend move house. I told him I was homesick. I didn’t want to be on my own. I spent the day ignoring the fact that he had left me on my own.

On the Tuesday he was working from home and I went to his for lunch. We went for a walk. He seemed sad. I kept asking what was wrong. He said nothing. He was fine. We went back to his. Suddenly he had his arms round me and was crying. He wanted to go for another walk. He bought cigarettes in a Tabac while I waited outside. We walked with our arms around each other’s waists and he smoked. 

He told me he’d had two girlfriends for the past year. 

I remember it took a few seconds before I dropped my arm from his waist. 

We were walking towards the metro. I had to go and pick the girls up from school. 

He told me her name. She’s from Brighton as well, he said.

I said, Wasn’t that the girl you were seeing before?

I said, crying, I was going to have an abortion for you.

I got on the metro to go to work. We messaged after that. There were so many questions. 

I thought I would never stop crying. I thought the baby must be dead. I thought I would cry so much it would bleed out of me. It would be deformed with pain.

I thought, I’ll get over this.

The next week we met for a drink and I was over it. Was it the next week? Or was it only that weekend? The Saturday or Sunday. Four or five days. I was over it. I was over it. He was pathetic. I was fine. 

He told me he would tell her the next Sunday. 

She had a problem with her landlord and moved in with him.

He told me he had told her. She cried and hit him, he said.

I didn’t know she had moved in with him.

I called him one night, upset beause I had lost something, crying on the phone.

He said, Hang on, and hung up. 

A couple of hours later, he messaged to say that was the first time he had told her.

I told him I never wanted to see him again. 

I wanted to cut him.

She texted me and wanted to meet. 

I wanted to be over it. I was over it. I was fine. I had other things to think about. I was pregnant. I was busy. There were Youtube videos to watch. There was food shopping to do. I was fine. I played music and sang along. I wore makeup. I was fine and he wasn’t because he was fucked up. 

I was fine.

I thought I was fine. 

We were together all Christmas. I met his mum and brother and his brother’s girlfriend. He met all my extended family on Christmas day. Then he went back to Paris and I cried every day for hours on end. 

Love at first sight…

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I had been depressed in the pregnancy. There were days, before I got my reception job at the children’s centre, that I would cry for hours.

I think it was the night before my due date that I cried to Tim because I wasn’t excited about the baby being born.

In retrospect, I think that was why the labour was so hard. If I had been excited, the beginnings of labour would have been exciting. But I found every minute of it awful.

Once he was born though, and I lay there legs akimbo, once the adrenaline had worn off and the shock had subsided, as they stitched me up (and yes I farted) after a good few puffs of gas and air (which by the way does nothing for the pain) to endure injections into my actual fairy (after all it had been through!), as I lay there then, the happy high of birth rose in me and never left. The depression slunk off and we have all been happy ever since.

But I didn’t love him at first. I was very happy. I stared at him all day, I stroked him, I fed him, I rocked him, I nearly cried when he, screaming, had his IV removed, but he could be passed to anyone and I didn’t mind, I could have left him for hours (I didn’t) and I don’t think I would have missed him. I was very happy but he felt like a stranger that I had to get to know.

He was a lovely little stranger. For the first 2 weeks he slept and woke only to feed. I spent every minute with him and watched him grow from tiny 6lb 10oz twiglet to a real chunky bubba who smiled and made gentle little sounds and screamed in rage when the boob didn’t arrive into his angry rosebud mouth fast enough.

Then one evening, when Tim was in Paris, I looked at him and cried because I loved him. It had taken about 6 weeks but the little stranger felt less of a little stranger and the love and fear had grown in equal measure, because they always seem to go hand in hand.

It wasn’t love at first sight, but it was really ok.